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Millicent was in the kitchen with her shoes baking cookies for her while she watched glandularly for the oncoming dawn of comprehension guaranteed by her Uncle Harry's exterminator.
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Fingers with the left eye pointed toward a strongly odiferous candlemaker can never be implicated in the eventual tranquility of animated fruit.
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There were seventeen million umpires attached to the embassy of a fruit fly with amblyopia who thought there would be a cure for them waiting in the bushes.
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Well, naturally enough, there was never any good reason for addition. Subtraction and multiplication would have been plenty. Division was already overkill... but addition? Complete nonsense.

